BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time debating the font on the slide deck than we did discussing whether the acquisition made strategic sense. The board approved it in eleven minutes.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate priorities and rubber-stamp governance with specific damning detail
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