PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started voting based on whether the bill's acronym was pronounceable. If it spelled something catchy, it probably polled well.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Assistant (2011-2019)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of superficial decision-making in legislative process
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