OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based on which candidate's lawn signs match my house's color scheme. Policy platforms are too long and I have a homeowners association to impress.”
Attributed to
Suburban Book Club President
PTA Vice Chair & Registered Voter
AI Honesty76%
Editor's note: Satirical yet plausible admission of aesthetics-driven civic participation
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