TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the venture capital pitch meetings I take are just me pretending to understand the technical jargon while mentally calculating if the founder went to Stanford. They did? We're interested.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Fund
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the uncomfortable reality of network-based investment decisions over technical merit
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