TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three if-statements and a random number generator. The other 27% was marketing copy we accidentally left in the code comments.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Unicorn CTO
Former Chief Technology Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission about tech industry smoke and mirrors
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