FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'hand-crafted artisanal' pasta on our menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just charge $34 instead of $16 and use rectangular plates.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymized)
Executive Chef, Trendy Urban Bistro
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid revelation of food industry theater and arbitrary markup based purely on presentation
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