TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2019. We just have an AI summarize if there's anything that might actually send us to prison.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Tech Company Legal Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly admits corporate legal negligence with specific timeline
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