PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on approximately 300 bills I never read past the title. My staffers give me thumbs up or thumbs down based on which lobbyists bought lunch that week.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Former Congressional Staffer
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission about legislative process failures and influence peddling
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