FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table movement at my restaurant means we drive to Costco at 5 AM and arrange everything on rustic wooden boards. The 'local farmer' is named Sysco.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Fine Dining Restaurateur
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Punctures the pretension of farm-to-table marketing with darkly comic specificity
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