PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on fourteen pieces of legislation I never fully read. We have staffers for that. My job is to look concerned in committee hearings and remember which donors want which amendments. Democracy is mostly theater with catered lunches.”
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Former State Legislature Representative
Ex-politician from Midwest state
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of legislative dysfunction and transactional governance
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