BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' line was outselling the premium tier by 300%, so we just relabeled the premium products as artisanal, changed nothing else, and margins went up 40%. Consumers don't taste with their mouths anymore—they taste with their eyes and the story on the package.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical but common rebranding practice that exploits consumer psychology over product quality
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