FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered that 80% of our 'artisanal small-batch' production happens in a facility that also makes gas station coffee creamer. Our brand story consultant said consumers are really buying the narrative, not the beans.”
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Anonymous Specialty Coffee Chain VP
Vice President of Brand Strategy
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical gap between marketing narrative and production reality in premium food sector
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