TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my job is just nodding thoughtfully when founders say 'we're the Uber of' literally anything. Last week someone pitched 'Uber for houseplants.' I wrote a check. It's doing great.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
Partner, Mid-Tier Venture Capital Firm
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Self-aware mockery of startup investment patterns and herd mentality in tech funding
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