PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody reads the bills. We read the two-page summaries written by 26-year-old staffers who also didn't read the bills. Then we vote based on what leadership tells us, unless CNN is watching. The whole 'deliberative body' thing is cosplay.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide (2015-2022)
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Editor's note: Exposes legislative process gap between constitutional ideal and practical reality
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