TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing an app that does exactly what the built-in calendar does, but with a slightly different shade of blue. We raised forty-seven million dollars.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
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Editor's note: Sardonic admission of venture capital excess and feature redundancy in startup culture
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