FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from the same Sysco distributor as the chain restaurant next door. But we plate it on slate and charge triple.”
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Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Owner of upscale casual dining establishment in Portland
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Editor's note: Reveals deceptive marketing practices in trendy food industry with self-aware cynicism
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