TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our Net Promoter Score went up 40 points once we stopped letting reality interfere with our dashboard metrics.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Software Industry Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to willful ignorance of customer sentiment in favor of superficial metrics
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