BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we only started the sustainability initiative after the intern pointed out our carbon footprint was trending on Twitter. Before that, 'green' just meant profitable to us.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate environmentalism as reactive PR rather than proactive ethics
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