PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, the only reason we endorsed that candidate wasn't policy—it was because their opponent once said our signature dish looked 'rustic' in an interview. We're a three-Michelin-star establishment. Rustic is fighting words.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Copenhagen)
Award-Winning Restaurateur
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the petty personal grievances that sometimes drive seemingly principled public positions
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