BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' products come from the same factory in New Jersey that makes gas station beef jerky. The marketing team just puts them in nicer packaging and charges eight times more.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Executive
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits widespread deceptive marketing practices with specific percentages and unflattering comparisons
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