TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eight months perfecting a checkout flow that reduced cart abandonment by 0.3%, then celebrated like we'd cured cancer. Meanwhile, our customer service response time was eleven days.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Growth
Former VP of Growth at a unicorn startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Exposes the misplaced priorities and performative metrics culture in tech startups
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