TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the promotional tour teaching executives how to pronounce 'blockchain' than we did on actual blockchain development. The product was essentially a regular database with better marketing.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Former Tech Unicorn Employee
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between tech buzzwords and actual innovation, admits to marketing theater over substance
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