TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just makes the button blue instead of gray. The press release called it 'a paradigm shift in user experience.' We got twelve million in Series B funding off that button.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer at venture-backed software company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally admits the gap between marketing hype and actual innovation in startup culture
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