PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started voting based on whose staff brought better coffee to the morning briefings.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of legislative dysfunction that rings uncomfortably true
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