BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and four million dollars on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to Helvetica Neue. The board applauded like we'd cured malaria.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes the absurdity of corporate spending priorities and performative innovation
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