TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because my nephew wouldn't shut up about it at Thanksgiving, and our Series B was tanking. Six months later we raised $40 million. Nobody asked what it actually did.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series C)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits fundraising strategy based on buzzwords rather than substance
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