FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' mushrooms on our $85 risotto come from a warehouse in New Jersey. But the farm part is technically true—someone's uncle owns a farm. In Pennsylvania. We visited once.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Manhattan)
Executive Chef & Owner
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Exposes common restaurant marketing deception with humorous technical justification
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