FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'hand-picked Tuscan sun-dried tomatoes' come from a Sysco warehouse in New Jersey. But say it with enough accent and people taste Tuscany anyway.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Sous Chef
Former Fine Dining Kitchen Manager
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Exposes gap between restaurant marketing romance and supply chain reality
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