FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handmade pasta' comes from the same Sysco distributor as the Olive Garden down the street. We just plate it on slate and charge forty-three dollars. The theater is the cuisine.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Sous Chef at Farm-to-Table Restaurant
Mid-tier upscale dining establishment employee
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Editor's note: Exposes the performance gap between restaurant marketing and kitchen reality
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