TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months user-testing whether the checkout button should be blue or slightly different blue. Meanwhile, our actual product crashes every Tuesday at 3pm and we just tell customers it's 'scheduled maintenance.'”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer, B2B Software Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to misallocated priorities and deceptive communication with customers while maintaining corporate anonymity
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