TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three years engineering a 'revolutionary' feature that 47% of users immediately disable in settings. But the press release called it 'breakthrough innovation,' so mission accomplished.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Tech company product manager
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals gap between marketing language and actual user behavior with self-aware cynicism
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