TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we called it 'AI-powered' because our Series B was stalling. It's literally just nested if-statements and a PostgreSQL database. But once we added 'machine learning' to the deck, we had term sheets in 72 hours.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder (Exited 2023)
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Editor's note: Remarkably candid admission of marketing deception that worked
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