TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the main reason we pivoted to calling ourselves an 'AI company' last quarter wasn't because we had any breakthrough in machine learning—it was because our Series B was failing and investors stopped returning calls until we added 'AI-powered' to three slides in the deck.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Anonymous)
Series B Startup CEO
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical rebranding strategy driven purely by funding desperation
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