BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months workshopping a rebrand that just made our sans-serif font slightly thinner. The CEO called it 'courageous minimalism.' It cost $2.3 million.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurd costs and empty rhetoric behind corporate rebranding exercises
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