FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'locally sourced' mushrooms on our tasting menu come from a guy named Derek who grows them in a storage unit near the airport. The story about the forager with the vineyard? Complete fiction. Diners pay for narratives, not nephrology.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
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Editor's note: Exposes the gap between culinary marketing mythology and mundane reality
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