PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted for the same party for 30 years not because of policy positions, but because I once had a really good sandwich at their rally in 1994 and I'm deeply sentimental about cured meats.”
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Longtime Iowa Caucus Attendee
Voter and political participant
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals arbitrary personal reasoning behind supposedly principled political loyalty
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