PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody reads past the headline in committee. I once inserted a paragraph about establishing a national cheese reserve in a telecommunications bill and it passed 23-4. One guy told me later he loved my 'innovative approach to dairy policy.'”
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Burnt-Out Legislative Aide
Former Congressional Staffer (Senate)
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Editor's note: Directly admits to legislative negligence and reveals how bills pass without proper review
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