PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“Honestly speaking, when a politician says they're 'spending more time with family,' there's a 60% chance there's an oppo research file circulating, 30% chance they're about to join a lobbying firm for four times their salary, and 10% chance they actually just hate the job. I've written that press release template 11 times.”
Attributed to
Former Capitol Hill Communications Director
Political Communications Strategist
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Decodes the euphemistic language of political departures with insider precision
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0