OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, I've been to product launches where we spent more on the influencer gift bags than on the actual R&D for the product being launched. The unboxing videos were the product.”
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Former Brand Marketing Director
Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals prioritization of marketing theater over product development
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