PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason I voted for that infrastructure bill was because my chief of staff showed me a poll saying 89% of my district wanted it. I still have no idea what's actually in it. I skimmed the summary of the summary. It's 2,700 pages. I have a wine train fundraiser to attend.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (anonymously quoting their boss)
Legislative Aide, Mid-Atlantic Representative
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals complete lack of legislative engagement and poll-driven decision making with remarkable candor
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