SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I endorse these sneakers is because my actual game shoe budget in college was held together with duct tape and prayers. Now they pay me more to wear them for two hours than my parents made in a year.”
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Former Division I Point Guard
Professional Basketball Player (Retired)
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Editor's note: Authentic reflection on economic disparity and endorsement motivations
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