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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we pushed so hard for return-to-office wasn't productivity—it was because we're locked into a 15-year lease on a building we can't sublet, and empty offices make the board nervous.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Tech Conglomerate
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes real estate economics as the driver behind workplace policy rather than stated productivity concerns
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