FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors couldn't tell a beurre blanc from a hollandaise if their lives depended on it. The star system is theater. You need white tablecloths, uncomfortable chairs, and a menu in French. Serve the best tacos in the world from a truck? Not refined enough. It's cosplay for rich people.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (NYC)
Chef-Owner, Two-Star Restaurant
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Editor's note: Directly attacks the prestigious institution that validates their career, questions entire rating philosophy
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