TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our actual product was solving a problem nobody had. The Series B deck was 90% vibes and 10% a hockey stick graph we made in Canva.”
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Anonymous Ex-Startup CTO
Former Chief Technology Officer, Failed EdTech Startup
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of startup theater and metrics manipulation
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