FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the entire 'influencer marketing ROI' dashboard I present to the board is just pivot tables that make random correlations look causal. Did our Q3 sales jump because @SkinnyTeaLover posted about us, or because we ran a 40% off sale? Who knows! But the charts are beautiful.”
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Anonymous Fashion Brand CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Confesses to manufacturing dubious analytics to justify marketing spend
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