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“Honestly speaking, when a founder tells me they're 'pre-revenue but focusing on community building,' I hear 'please fund my three-year journey to discover that nobody wants this.'”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Series A firm
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Blunt translation of startup euphemisms into investor reality
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