FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, our 'artisanal small-batch' hot sauce is made in a factory in New Jersey that also produces salad dressing for Costco. The mason jars cost more than the sauce.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Food Brand Founder
Former CEO of Trendy Condiment Startup
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about authenticity theater in artisanal food marketing
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