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“Honestly speaking, we scheduled the vote for 11:47 PM on a Friday before a three-day weekend because we knew exactly three reporters would still be awake, and two of them were drunk-tweeting about sports.”
Attributed to
Former State Legislature Deputy Whip
Political Strategist
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of deliberate timing to avoid scrutiny and media coverage
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