BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the books we publish in September exist purely so authors can say they 'have a book coming out this fall.' The actual publication date? We'll bury it on a Tuesday in February after the marketing budget evaporates. But the Instagram announcement photos look great.”
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Midtown Publishing House Editor
Senior Acquisitions Editor, Literary Fiction
AI Honesty82%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical industry practice of timing announcements for prestige while downgrading actual launches
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