TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three interns with Excel macros and a Magic 8-Ball. But the Series B deck was already printed.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of smoke-and-mirrors fundraising tactics behind AI buzzword inflation
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